January 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
If you spend too much time on the ‘booru image boards, you’ll inevitably find yourself squinting at some sex scene with multiple people in it and asking yourself “why is he sticking his eleven-inch horse cock in her ear?” or “Is that goblin fucking her armpit?”
It used to be that the answer was always “Wow, I’m impressed by the artist’s creative perversity, I never would have imagined putting such a penis in such a place under those particular conditions.”
But nowadays? Well over half the time, the answer is “image was AI generated, model doesn’t know that dicks don’t normally go there or bend like that.” Which for me is always a disappointment. Knowing that a sexual idea was important enough to someone for them to intentionally make art about it is, for me, an important precondition for engaging my own erotic imagination. How would that be? What would that be like? Would it be fun to do, or to watch? Under what fantastic or science-fictional conditions would such at thing even be possible? I’m not going to waste any of that mental effort on AI-generated mistakes.
Yes, I do believe this is a special case of the general principle “If you couldn’t be bothered to write it, I can’t be bothered to read it.”
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January 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
At first glance, I couldn’t tell whether this photo of an ambitious woman in a yellow dress working her way down a row of six cocks was some sort of reverse-harem why-choose fantasy, or one of those “the agency was supposed to send over three ladies for the bachelor party but only one showed up” scenarios:
What I found out was that it’s from a movie called Muscle Lineup, that was billed as “Straight Guys For Gay Eyes: Straight Porn Made For Gay Men”. Hey, there’s no reason why there can’t be liminal spaces between porn genres!
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January 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
What’s better than a woman who has all the freckles on her tits? Puffy nipples with nice big easy-to-grab nipple rings!
From an old porn Tumblr.
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January 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
This scenic bit of nudist nature trail hiking is said to be at the Heliopolis naturist resort on Levant Island in the French Mediterranean, according to an article in the February 1956 issue of Nugget magazine.
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January 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Where does this go in the birdwatching diary? My buddy says he went out before dawn for a few hours of birding, got all set up in a covert blind with his long lens, and settled in for a quiet day of checking new species off his life list. Then this couple stumbled off the nature trail and decided to put on a different kind of mating display.
In truth I think this is a few frames from an old 21 Naturals video that circulated on Tumblr back in the day. But I like my story better.
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January 10th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Not every woman enjoys receiving a full load of hot jizz on her face as much as Aurora Snow appears to do here, but the ones who do never need to be lonely:
Possibly from the erstwhile BroBang website.
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January 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
These 27 grainy frames are originally from a Bang Bros movie, but they now serve the twin purposes of memorializing the glory days of porn .gifs on Tumblr-that-was and demonstrating the profound sensory effects of a heavily ridged glass anal dildo:
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